J. JACQUES cytaty
'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.
You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.